how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
ur fave is problematic. *spins the celebrity wheel* Keira Knightley is guilty of *spins the problematic wheel* appropriating the struggles of *spins the marginalized group wheel* minimum wage workers, and refuses to acknowledge her *spins the privilege wheel* male privilege.
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